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 [Me escorting my grandparents for my sister's wedding] |
Name: Andy Birthday: January 3, 1986 Occupation: Student Hobbies: Movies, Music, Basketball, Tennis, Computer, Games, Photography, Directing, ATV Off Roading Favorite TV Shows:
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Favorite Quotes The most recent quotes are listed first. |
 Professor Bruce B. |
"Particle size does matter." "We know man does a lot of gases." |
 Annie S. |
"If I button it all the way up, then I can wear it to an interview. If I button it down, then I can get the job." |
 Me |
Andy: I'm gonna slap the dumb out of [Sarah]. Nick: There's no way you can possibly hit that hard. "Turn away from the gospel and believe in sin." (Talking about KU as they entered onto the field at KSU) "Go back to Kansas!" "Yeah, the bugs were a little annoying but at least they would self-die by the window for easy vacuuming." "Only good things come out of Norwegia."
Me: Yeah, he left town for Winnebago.
Anonymous: "What is that one building that has 5 sides? You know, it looks like a pentagon."
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  Movie and TV |
Linderman: "There comes a time when a man has to ask himself whether he wants a life of happiness or a life of meaning." Nathan: "I'd like to have both." Linderman: "Can't be done. Two very different paths. I mean to be truly happy, a man must live absolutely in the present. No thought of what's gone before and no thought of what lies ahead but a life of meaning a man is condemned to wallow in the past and obsess about the future." ~Heroes, episode: Parasite
"Get some rest Pam. You look tired."
"I know what I have to do now. Gotta keep breathing because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring."
"As usual, I am going to have to ask you all to ignore Bill, but looking around I see you're all two steps ahead of me."
"Wait a minutes Joe, if what you're saying is true, then I still don't care."
"The best intentions are fraught with disappointment."
Katsumoto: "You believe that a man can change his destiny?"
"Laziness: Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running." |
 Professor David S. |
"It looks like the building is humping itself." "The couple would be getting [it] on." |
 Katie L. |
Me: "It's south east of here." Katie Lee: "No, I think it's more south....and east." [After placing a dollar into my pocket] "Wait no, give me that dollar back. I'm broke." "I want to go. I really want to shoot you." |
 Yusshy M. Sr. |
(At a job interview in Buenos Aires) "I don't know how things worked in America but we work very hard down here. We work 9-4, Monday THROUGH Friday." |
 Jennifer M. |
(While looking at a freshly teepeed house) "You can really tell the income level of where we are because [the toilet paper] is quilted." |
 Paul B. |
"Sometimes I don't listen. It all depends on whether I care about what you're saying." |
 Bridget W. |
(Looking at her alarm at 6AM as it goes off) "This is so dumb." "You threw the window out the wheel!"
Me: (Talking about the broken rear view mirror) "I guess I can't use the electrical tape so just play with it." "Speaking of caulk." |
 Dustin K. |
Me: "Nice pink shirt." Dustin: "IT'S SALMON!" |
 Andrew B., Professor |
"Do you have mastered the different techniques?" "There are a number of countries--some of your recitation teachers are from them--where trig identities aren't used to solve trig integrals." "Some teachers like to use the blackboard. I like to teach through interpretive dance." |
 Jack X., Professor |
"Batten" (Pronouncing the word 'baton') Me: "I don't understand his last name so I just call him Jack Crossin." |
 Melania B. |
Melania: "...massively hardcore studying until I sneak over to Ave to water a bunny." Me: "You're growing bunnies out of the ground?"
Melania: "What would you do with a scredriver?"
Melania: "That one chick."
Melania: "Ok, Andy's the best man, Michelle's the maid of honor..." |
 Michelle K. |
Russell: "I have bruises on both my arms from doing push-ups until I couldn't hold myself up anymore." Michelle: "Which [pair of] arms?" "You can either die, or leave." |
 Tony K. |
[Imitating Michelle about Russell] Michelle: "I'm cold." Russell: "Take my pants." "Taking this test is illegal in 46 states because of the anti-sodomy laws." "Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're crustaceans! Wait..."
Tony: Where does the hooker live? |
 Steve G., Physics teacher |
"Jokes on you. Physics isn't real." |
 Emily V. |
Emily: "Yeah, we have a meeting that is Hawaiian themed and so we're looking for lei's." Me: "I've been lei'ed before! (thinking) It was at a foodball game. At least I think I got a lei." |
 Michelle K. |
"My goal is to have a quote on your website."
Me: Women may be more observant but they tend to be more moody. |
 Jimmy B., Paver team |
Me: You could always talk dirty to her. Jimmy: (thinking) Dirt! Mud! 46 in a 45! Turning without the turn signal! |
 Stefano Vidussi, Calculus Professor |
"...and we will multipy this by... trash." "Could be zero, could be infinity, could be George Washington..." "And now, what we have is... a mess." "Let me announce tradgedy: I have only 5 minutes to cover all of section 1.2." "And they give you a ticket, because the cops, of course, know the Mean Value Theorem." "If you say bad things about me... well, I know your address so I can kill you each individually." |
 Lynn L. |
Lynn: "Tu es tomb l'escalier" Me: "What!?!? Did you just call me a tombe?" |
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